Thursday, January 19, 2006

Bread Poultice

Home at last, zimmering up to the door in the drizzle, insistent on going it alone. After a rest and a visit from Nurse Pauline, Inoxaparin injections, anti-nausea drugs in a driver and paracetamol - yes paracetamol for the pain, Macfarlane wants to bake bread. Though he's off his food he fancies the smell might awaken his appetite . So the frail, pyjama clad baker cut a dash in the kitchen. He calls for the flour and yeast, milk,salt seeds and herbs for his wonderfully eatable, much sought after, these-days-rarely-made loaf. The recently pristinised workplace was quickly adapted to include zimmer and chair.
When the flour finally settles in snow drift slopes on the recently prisine worktops, and the dough is set to rise to a golden mound , he returns to the recliner for an indulgence of tele. A pale but aromatic air of near-normality warms the mood.
If the taste buds aren't tittilated, that increasingly persistent cough may well benefit from an up-market application of that famous old wives remedy.
Personally I prefer mine toasted. Bring on the marmalade.
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9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well done Dan.
Hope the bread keeps rising as much as your amazing spirit!
Love
Susie x

8:29 am, January 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great to see you back in your ain wee hoose!
Drooling over the thought of that bread...but then again I do that anyway! (Doc says its an age thing)

Try another one for you and Frank -

In Edinburgh High Court one Monday morning the judge said:'I'm afraid we'll have to adjourn the case. I have written my judgement out,but I left it in my house in Moffat and I can't get it sent here till tomorrow.' 'Fax it up,my lord,'
the helpful solicitor suggested, to which his lordship replied:
'Yes, it does rather.'

Love to you both. J.

10:21 am, January 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Mags and Douglas re my message 19th, the Bonnyrigg Baron has corrected me. It wasn't a wheel, a chair and a strimmer that Douglass was bringing home but a wheelchair and a zimmer. Now I know for a fact you cannot strim grass with a zimmer and the trouble with a zimmer is that you have to push the thing in front of you when your walking. For a man going for a pee pee it is a disaster.Because of the zimmer the nearest you can get to the toilet is about 18 inches (or a handful of mm if you are of a metricated disposition) and because you have to hold on to the zimmer with both hands (see instruction leaflet) your pee pee is like the drives of the Spanish golfer sevvy buy us a stereo, sprayed all over the place.This, for some reason, upsets the lady of the house and you say, meekly, "it wiznae me it was the zimmer". I think Douglass you should have gone for the strimmer.
Love to you both

Hector Paddlefinch

3:17 pm, January 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haven't had the daily bulletin yet from Duff but very much hope you both had some restfull sleep last night and that Dougs managed a wee nibble of that loaf. We're off to a Burns Supper to-night - only the English could get the date for such an important celebration so wrong. I'm sure we are only invited because Frank is the only person they know who has a kilt!
Enjoyed the NEW joke, Johnny.
Love
Frank & Betty

5:14 pm, January 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

home is the sailor
home from Saint Cs
baking his bread
with consummate ease
zimmering here
zimmering there
then sitting back
in his own wee chair


nice


Hector Paddlefinch

6:38 pm, January 20, 2006  
Blogger Mags said...

Hectors rhymes are a rare wee treat
They make us smile
But he still won't eat.

6:42 pm, January 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great to read you are back home in your own courtyard and kitchen and chair! xxHilda

7:33 pm, January 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't know you can bake, Grand-Dan! Too bad am too far to taste it. Am sure it would be yummy. Sarah loves bread and she would give yours a thumbs up too!

Glad you are home, no place else like it.

Love to you both from Sarah and moi.

Aida, KL, Malaysia.

10:23 am, January 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, if Dan can't eat his lovely home-made bread, I'm sure the birds of the Pans (the feathered variety!)and perhaps the Nisbet women will enjoy and very much appreciate it. 'Keep trying' and delighted to hear you're back in the vicinity. Love and hugs, xxx

10:57 am, January 21, 2006  

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