Pauline Brings a Flush to the Cheeks.
What did the patient say to the District Nurse when she arrived with a car load of accessories for the frail and infirm ?
" I see you've brought a urinal............
Is there an ars-enal to go with it ? "
The new commode sits in splendid camouflage with a mirror-sequined, embroidered coverlet awaiting the master's pleasure.
" Where's the flush .... and the paper ? "
That would be the Scotsman, sir ?


2 Comments:
Seems like Dougies' recent appointment as Arbeggian Ambassador
hasn't gone to his head... rather the other end!! A sequinned throne
indeed!! What next?!..A loofah sceptre or maybe a 'soap on a rope' medallion?!
i hope your not going to use the "scotsman" that the handsome new paperboy has been delivering over the last wee while!!- or if you do i hope you do the sudoko first!!
love
morag
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